You ever think about dinosaurs? Like, they had the worst luck. They were just minding their own business, eating leaves, and suddenly, bam—asteroid. That’s like if you’re at a salad bar and someone just crashes a meteor through the roof. “I just wanted some croutons, man!”
And I love how people say, “Dinosaurs went extinct.” Yeah, they didn’t just leave. They didn’t get together and decide, “Hey guys, this extinction thing is a drag. Let’s peace out.”
But seriously, you know why the T-Rex was so angry all the time? Because he couldn’t hug it out. Imagine trying to give someone a hug with those tiny arms. You’d be like, “Come here, let me—oh, never mind--CHOMP!”
And maybe that’s why they didn’t invent therapy. Can’t hug, can’t talk about your feelings. Tough break for a giant lizard.